posted by roxtar at
7:10 AM
A reasonable doubt for a reasonable fee.
So, what is this "Black Sky Theory" you've been hearing so much about? If you're a skeet shooter, or a duck hunter, or if you're manning an anti-aircraft gun, you know it's easy to focus on a single, solitary target, silhouetted against the sky. If another target should appear, your attention is somewhat divided, but your task remains possible. But imagine a sky so full of targets that they overlap, completely obscuring the heavenly canopy. That's the Republican plan. Iraq, Katrina, de Lay, Jeff Gannon, Abu Ghraib, Abramoff, Halliburton, Plamegate, poker and whores, creationism, dispensationalism, the Vice President shot an old geezer in the face, gay marriage, flag burning, "privatizing" Social Security, tax breaks for outsourcing American jobs.... So many targets, blackening the sky. The CCCP (Corporate Controlled Conservative Press) has agreed to pretend that it's simply dark out. Me, I think it's their master plan...the Black Sky Theory.
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Some while ago, the WashPost did an exposé on the "epidemic" of oral sex among high-school-aged girls. In the morning edition that was delivered to my house, this affronted, huffy piece was laid out opposite a full-page ad for a swimsuit sale down at Hecht's. This ad featured a huge photo of just the most delectable bit o' teenaged nubile creampuff, all downy thighs and taut curves, displayed to the acme of their wolf-whistle deliciousness by what I believe they refer to as a "tankini."
Later editions managed to "correct" the juxtaposition, but I bet many a worker bee went to the coal face that morning with a vague sense of disquiet in the loins.
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Neddie, at 1:18 PM
oh, my.
just breathtaking.
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Uncle Rameau, at 2:36 PM
I don't get it.
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Bobby Lightfoot, at 4:30 PM
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