Sunday, March 26, 2006

Family values voter

I think the president has a certain sunny nobility, don't you? Now, what did I do with my beer?


  • Some while ago, the WashPost did an exposé on the "epidemic" of oral sex among high-school-aged girls. In the morning edition that was delivered to my house, this affronted, huffy piece was laid out opposite a full-page ad for a swimsuit sale down at Hecht's. This ad featured a huge photo of just the most delectable bit o' teenaged nubile creampuff, all downy thighs and taut curves, displayed to the acme of their wolf-whistle deliciousness by what I believe they refer to as a "tankini."

    Later editions managed to "correct" the juxtaposition, but I bet many a worker bee went to the coal face that morning with a vague sense of disquiet in the loins.

    By Blogger Neddie, at 1:18 PM  

  • OMG, too funny. And sad at the same time. Can you believe anyone would be so stupid as to (a) smoke while they were pregnant (b) be photographed while doing it and (c) be featured in a prominent newspaper worrying about your childs health effects.

    Someone needs to revoke her license to breed.


    By Blogger Kira, at 6:24 PM  

  • oh, my.

    just breathtaking.

    By Blogger Sluggo, at 2:36 PM  

  • I don't get it.

    By Blogger Bobby Lightfoot, at 4:30 PM  

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