You, too, can be a Roxtar! The Cassette Generator lets you list the name of your band, the artist, producer credit, and save it for your personal enjoyment. You can also order stickers and magnets of your finished masterpiece.
posted by roxtar at
4:34 PM
A reasonable doubt for a reasonable fee.
So, what is this "Black Sky Theory" you've been hearing so much about? If you're a skeet shooter, or a duck hunter, or if you're manning an anti-aircraft gun, you know it's easy to focus on a single, solitary target, silhouetted against the sky. If another target should appear, your attention is somewhat divided, but your task remains possible. But imagine a sky so full of targets that they overlap, completely obscuring the heavenly canopy. That's the Republican plan. Iraq, Katrina, de Lay, Jeff Gannon, Abu Ghraib, Abramoff, Halliburton, Plamegate, poker and whores, creationism, dispensationalism, the Vice President shot an old geezer in the face, gay marriage, flag burning, "privatizing" Social Security, tax breaks for outsourcing American jobs.... So many targets, blackening the sky. The CCCP (Corporate Controlled Conservative Press) has agreed to pretend that it's simply dark out. Me, I think it's their master plan...the Black Sky Theory.
6 Comments:
Whoa- this I gotta have. Can you check th' link? It's not giving me satisfaction.
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Bobby Lightfoot, at 9:32 PM
Oh, and dude- heyyyyy- let's lighten up on the Christians, man. Heyyy, now. It's all love.
Retarded Fuckface Jesus III: Retarded Fuckface Jesus And Th' Circle Jerk Of Th' Baths Of Sheeba: coming this weekend.
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Bobby Lightfoot, at 9:33 PM
It works for me, Bobby. Try this one:
http://www.says-it.com
You can make 45s and concert tickets, too.
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roxtar, at 7:39 AM
Sweet Home Albania...
Now that's funny
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Will Divide, at 6:22 PM
I love it. Thanks for the link.
And I hope the album's a hit.
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Kevin Wolf, at 12:57 PM
You need 150,000 dollars for your record to be a hit. I think that's th' going rate now.
It cost us about 100,000 each for my two "hits" in '99. Vacations, favors, payola, boomboxes, toaster ovens. Rare albums.
Roxtar knows. He been on th' inside.
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Bobby Lightfoot, at 3:47 PM
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