No one could have forseen that the Levis would be breeched...
Congressman Mark Foley (R-NAMBLA).....shit, I had no idea the Baby Jesus loved me this much. He's Leaving No Child's Behind. Foley, Hastert, Reynolds, Shimkus, they're all on the same page. The jokes just write themselves..... And this clown is Rush Limbaugh's congressman. The schadenfreude is especially beautiful this season.UPDATE: Mark Foley has checked in to alcohol rehab. In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer acknowledges being "overly friendly", joins Overeaters Anonymous.
posted by roxtar at
2:32 PM
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Yesterday, I had no idea who he was.
Today, he's entered my Top 5 hit list with a bullet.
No pun intended.
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Bobby Lightfoot, at 5:58 PM
As more and more of this story unfolds, it gets worse and worse (or is it better and better). The only thing Hastert tried to do was find out who ratted on them, nothing to stop Foley. Did you hear that Foley is checking into rehab?
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Anonymous, at 9:16 AM
Yeah, rehab is a great dodge. Bob Ney did the same thing. I have lots of clients who have asked me to get them into rehab when they're facing criminal charges. Not one of them has ever said "I want to quit drinking or using." They just want to get into rehab because it's better than prison.
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roxtar, at 9:30 AM
"(R-NAMBLA)"
LOL.
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Boldly Serving Up Wheat Grass, at 6:39 PM
Did you hear? Mark Foley is single!
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Moderator, at 4:09 PM
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