Congressman Mark Foley (R-NAMBLA).....shit, I had no idea the Baby Jesus loved me this much. He's Leaving No Child's Behind. Foley, Hastert, Reynolds, Shimkus, they're all on the same page. The jokes just write themselves..... And this clown is Rush Limbaugh's congressman. The schadenfreude is especially beautiful this season.
UPDATE: Mark Foley has checked in to alcohol rehab. In other news, Jeffrey Dahmer acknowledges being "overly friendly", joins Overeaters Anonymous.