Ever been punched really hard?

The charming and delightful Will Divide gets in a good shot to the kidney while the referee is looking at the ring girl.

These numb-eyed, pasty-faced fucks, these murderers, these war criminals; these insane actors hold no mystery to me. They have made this country what it is today, and I've lived here my whole goddamn life. You can tell by looking at them what they are capable of, which is nothing more morally exalted than a gang rape; nothing more strategically acute than beating a man tied to a chair.

Not to be outdone, Who is IOZ pulls a fish-hook out of his trunks and opens a bleeder over the GOP's eyes.

The Congrefs of the United States of America, the Greatest Nation in the Country, pace Agnew, has empowered its apashiac child-emperor to wage unilateral war, has stamped its imprimateur on vicious acts of torture, has eliminated the right to contest charges and imprisonment not only for foreigners but for its own citizens, and now proposes to wage not a first, not a second, but a third aggressive war in a span of five years.

No matter how many smiley faces you doodle in the margins, the spider in the center of the flag is still a Swastika.

For me to comment after reading these would be like enjoying a Kobe beef tenderloin, and washing it down with Diet Mr. Pibb.