What it's like to be a Republican.
| "And every single meeting with his so-called superior Is a humiliating kick in the crotch..." - The Police | |
posted by roxtar at
6:38 PM
Roxtar's philosophy
A reasonable doubt for a reasonable fee.
About Me
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- Name:roxtar
- Location:West Virginia, Mountain Mama
So, what is this "Black Sky Theory" you've been hearing so much about? If you're a skeet shooter, or a duck hunter, or if you're manning an anti-aircraft gun, you know it's easy to focus on a single, solitary target, silhouetted against the sky. If another target should appear, your attention is somewhat divided, but your task remains possible. But imagine a sky so full of targets that they overlap, completely obscuring the heavenly canopy. That's the Republican plan. Iraq, Katrina, de Lay, Jeff Gannon, Abu Ghraib, Abramoff, Halliburton, Plamegate, poker and whores, creationism, dispensationalism, the Vice President shot an old geezer in the face, gay marriage, flag burning, "privatizing" Social Security, tax breaks for outsourcing American jobs.... So many targets, blackening the sky. The CCCP (Corporate Controlled Conservative Press) has agreed to pretend that it's simply dark out. Me, I think it's their master plan...the Black Sky Theory.
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- Only 9 shopping days left until Election Day.
- NJ Court rules in favor of gay marriage or its equ...
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- The Last President of Free America
9 Comments:
dude which one's th' republican?
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Bobby Lightfoot, at 11:41 PM
Wait...What police song is that from? I can totally recognize it.
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Anonymous, at 10:34 PM
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roxtar, at 4:00 AM
Hee hee.
Hey Grant, I think that lyric is from "Roxanne"
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in th' crotch
You don't have to sell your body to th' night...
Hey....followed th' Louis Vuitton link- some really tasty faux purses to be had!
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Bobby Lightfoot, at 10:07 AM
Holy shit that was hilarious. I will have to share this link.
Found your blog through grant Miller's site. Hilarious.
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Slinger, at 4:55 PM
Thanks Roxtar. Do you have a way we can bookmark these good videos you show?
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Plutonious Monk, at 12:50 PM
I hate when that happens.
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Anonymous, at 8:46 PM
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