Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer, dead!

Allen, dead! Talent, dead! Burns, dead! Santorum, dead! DeWine, dead! Steele, dead! Hayworth, dead! Pombo, dead! Chocola, dead! Hostettler, dead! Ryun, dead! Bass, Kelly, Sweeney, dead, dead, dead! Weldon, dead! Sherwood, dead!
A stinging rebuke. A thorough repudiation. An utter humiliation. A good old-fashioned country ass-whipping.
President Allen? (Snort.) President Santorum? (Guffaw.)
I felt kind of bad about Chafee, but I got over it in a second or two.
I'd like to be in Washington when the new Congress is seated, but I might wait until the
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Jesus Christ, you're right. I hadn't realized just how many Omegas there were in charge.
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Kevin Wolf, at 12:12 PM
You have to admit, like in alternate reality, it'd be a little fun to see what a President Santorum would do. Just to see how crazy shit would get.
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