Wednesday, December 13, 2006

War on Christmas? Sure, why not?

Charlie Brown Xmas Alternate Ending

Look, if you're easily offended by atheistic mockery don't even bother clicking. Really. I think of you as my friends, and I don't want to get all in your face. On the other hand, if you're up for a chuckle, give it a whirl!


  • Dear Roxtar,

    You just made my Christmas. I don't know you, but I think I love you for posting that.

    Grant Miller, Esq.

    By Blogger Grant Miller, at 7:47 PM  

  • Yeah, I doubt that'll get very popular on YouTube. Funny, though.

    By Blogger Blowing Shit Up With Gas, at 10:38 PM  

  • "Dumbass cocksuckers like Charlie Brown". Hee.

    That Charlie Brown always was a tiresome little bald fuck.

    By Blogger Bobby Lightfoot, at 1:27 AM  

  • Mars' Ross--Mars' Ross! Head 'em teen schwanz off! sounded a yell, and Babe, thehouse-boy, came around the porch in pursuit of two half-grownchickens.True to theinstruction she has received from him, her lips part in the musicalutterance (the Colonel lowered his voice in a faint falsetto,presumably in fond imitation of his fair client),'Kerree!' Instantlythe night became resonant with the impassioned reply (the Colonelhere lifted dildomovie galleries his voice in stentorian tones), 'Kerrow.The Lord be gips sex praised, and this is better luck than I hoped! Oh, elder!elder! elder! what did you do it for? Why, man, where is Balaam?Thought of the beast choked off the threatened hysterics.On arriving at the south gate of the Asylum grounds, I was about toring, but my eat cum friend held my arm and begged me to rap with my stick,which I did.

    By Blogger sink sink socks, at 2:14 AM  

  • That was wonderful, Roxy. I loved Linus' speech. But poor ol' Charlie Brown...

    You can throw dead octopi at me later, but you've been tagged.

    By Blogger Blue Wren, at 3:08 PM  

  • memo to sink sink socks:

    Are you sure you didn't wander in by mistake from here?

    By Blogger roxtar, at 5:05 PM  

  • Gheeze, that Charlie Brown cannot even carry a tune!

    How very irreverent of him!!

    By Blogger Nava, at 12:24 PM  

  • A wacky place to visit.Sink sink needs a drunk piano.

    By Blogger troutsky, at 1:00 PM  

  • roxtar, I've wanted to thank you for this one all day but, unfortunately though not surprisingly, this post was blocked by my work's firewall.

    C'est la vie, eh.

    Thanks for the motivation!

    By Blogger MichaelBains, at 7:33 PM  

  • Yay for atheism and the downfall of effing Christmas!!! Thanks for sharing this beautiful treat.

    By Blogger The Ambiguous Blob, at 12:57 PM  

  • Cool Beans.. I like it.

    By Anonymous TampaFUZE, at 3:25 PM  

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